Wow, it's great to be back on-line! It's been a long time!
After the accident at our Dugway East facility we had to shut down our catalog operations
and website. Then, as we were about to fire them up again, along came Jonestown,
the fall of the "Evil Empire" and some collateral damage from the Savings and Loan
misunderstanding. We almost became product ourselves!
Now, with increasing acts of domestic terrorism, manufacture of weapons of mass destruction
(by some of our former clients), the approaching millennium with its threat of the "Y2K bug",
and our continuing dislike of most everyone, we feel it's time to resurrect the common man's
hope and vade mecum... The Whole Death Catalog.
Colonel Otto has managed to re-animate some of his elves in time for the holiday season,
though they seem to be a little "funny" after cleaning up the spill. (The Col.'s
wife, Elsa wishes she could re-animate him!) We hope to fill orders on a first come, first-
served basis. In the meantime, be sure to check our reading selections and helpful hints!
Contact us? Forget it. We'll contact you... when we're ready.
See what the Rev. Homer N. Gethroux has to say: 
And just for kicks, take a look at our new site currently under development.
